I missed the Apple Event, honest!
Every time there's an Apple Event, people on the internet like to smugly claim they didn't even know about it1. I hate when they do that. Except I swear to god I did not know about it this time. It seems impossible to me, but here I am browsing apple.com and not wanting anything they announced today.
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It's the modern day "I don't even HAVE a TV!" ↩